look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood
i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"
So Canada is basically tossing their protection of Humpback Whales in the garbage in order to enable them to put an oil pipeline right through critical habitat territory.
Just in case, y’know, anyone wants to stop talking about moose and maple syrup for a second.
Here, have a petition.
fucking SIGNED. SPREAD THIS AROUND EVERYWHERE